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Do you have trouble getting out a pen and paper?

Is the last thing you wrote to anyone that term paper back in High School? What year was that?

Can you recall the addresses for Google and eBay but not ours?

...then this page is for you! No more brain-straining to figure out what to babble about! This handy form letter will let us know that you are still breathing oxygen and think highly enough of us to keep us in your bookmarks!

Dear Michael, Wendy and Danny,

I'm so glad that you put this web page up for me!
It's so much easier than actually writing you!

Lately I have been:
	Counting the minutes since you have left
	Sticking pins in your voodoo dolls.Is it working?
	Playing with my paper snowflake collection
	Religously watching Michael on the Trenchcam.I even have an altar set up with screen captures.
	Calculating the true value of PI while eating reuben sandwiches in the hot tub.Hey, I'm still working on it.

I have a question:
	When are you going to send me some e-mail?My mailbox is soooooo lonely!
	When are you stopping by?I have to know when to stop feeding my pit bull!
	Why do people dress up poodles like little people?
	Exactly what IS a whippet?
	If you watch a wagon wheel and it is turning at a fairly rapid velocity, why does it look like the spokes of the wheel are moving backwards?

Please make sure that you:
	Write me more often!
	Look out for those HURRICANES!Bwah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
	Talk Danny into buying some more X-BOX Games, eh?
	Enjoy those tasty Herbalife meal replacement shakes.Dust off that bowflex, yet? Ha Ha Ha!I think I'll have some cheesy puffs.
	Send me an airline ticket!I wanna go to Fort Laauuuuuuderdale!!

Before I end this letter, I just want to say one thing:
	Fair winds and following seas, shipmate!
	You're living in Ft Lauderdale?You have a wonderful marriage?Your deleriously happy?Your bills are paid and you STILL get to ride in Limosuines to see Sarah Brightman and Phantom?Die flaming death, you pigs!!!
	Give me a call, I'm a Lance Corporal in the United States Marine Corps.I need to know how to tell the little hand from the big hand so I can get to the chow hall.
	Send me some real Cuban coffee, I can't get any out here!
	For a family that works almost 24 hours a day, you people have WAAAAAY too much time.

What is your name?

What is your e-mail address?

Feel free to type anything in this box: